This topic should be pretty provoking: what are the most effective tricks in luring girls. As surely I'm not good at these tricks, and history has proven my failure in using any of these, they only serve as a theoretical weapons of mass seduction, without any first-hand applications.
- Playing guitar Playing guitar, as described by Auntie Sun, is very effective on music loving girls; she was once almost captured by this simple trick ---- being invited to listen and sing along, she was mesmerized ...
- Taking girls for a ride on a motocycle This trick emerged from the book I recently read; let the open road lead two free souls to the open unknown. This should work well in places like Montana or Iowa, not in New Jersey. For the rough type, you could wear a T-shirt which says "If you can see this, the bitch fell off" on the back, which seems pretty popular in the biker circle.
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When was your last "mass seduction" ? :-)
it highly depends on what type of girl she is. If she's a man-like woman, maybe you should drop off your guitar and learn piano.
So, tell us more about your new girl friend, we can give you more suggestions.
Why do you think they would need these tricks? They are busy fending girls off as is.
As far as I can see there aren't really useful "tricks". If you take on a fake personality just to seduce a girl, the results won't be pretty. So just be the true you and find the true her.
I don't think one's personality can be changed much after 20. So it seems like it's too late for you, daizi.
I cannot even say "I wish" ...
One more trick: show the scars, if you really have some horrible ones, mental as well as physical.
I never wanted to change, I'm glad as is. Do you think I need to change to get myself into the trouble of tangled life? Do you think a change would make me better? ;-)
I don't think it's a trick, neither do I agree that tricks work.
Well, at least in my case, the two parties both enjoy music and will appreciate each other much.
oh, just saw moira's comments, have to second that.
How sad it is to see people getting serious on this ...
All your suggestions have the same theme: be macho. Show your abilities like male peacocks show their feathers. This turns me, probably a man-like woman, off.
I would say, show me a vulnerability. Tell me about your fears. Show me that you have a soul. Tell me that deep down you are a lonely child craving for companionship and warmth. Show me your capacity for love. Tell me a joke and make me laugh.
I would never say confessing up an emotional scar is macho. How many times a sad story about failed relationship could gather plateful of tears, and arouse the motherly feelings in female heart.
Oh, I must warn you against applying moira's latest comment (lonely child craving for companionship and warmth) to any real world examples.
Yours sincerely,
Pang Za
"... she was once almost captured by this simple trick ..."
Remove "almost", please.
Well, I don't really feel like hearing about failed relationships. I prefer men who talk little about past relationships. But, upon my interrogation, he should provide incremental details, of course.
What I care more about is as a human being, what does he think about life and death and human nature?
moira kindly reminded me that I shouldn't have used "present" tense in my first comment.
Now giving a second thought, I think I still would like to keep the tense. The difference is: the two parties enjoyed music together before, and they still enjoy music now, separately.
My point is a lot of things are inherent, they don't change with regard to relationships.
Auntie Sun
"I would say, show me a vulnerability. Tell me about your fears. Show me that you have a soul. Tell me that deep down you are a lonely child craving for companionship and warmth. Show me your capacity for love. Tell me a joke and make me laugh."
This is exactly what I said, piano oooo.
Now it seems that my suggestion is universal, works for man, woman, and the other sexes. Guitar only works for girls. Computer Games work for kids; Maxism works for communists.
Now Pang Pang and Auntie stop reading.
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And Zhiyan, haha, man-like?? You are not qualified. You are a typical woman like woman.
Oh yeah? Well then we have more in common, typical woman like dog.
Dog bite woman, woman bite dog.
Racism, discrimination, blood ... OMG, what a thread I started!
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